January 2012
Andy, are you going to clean that up? (a series of...
bthny: EVERYONE.
Jan 26th
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It's kind of embarrassing
that people in other departments have started offering me coffee at 6:30p, because they expect that I will be here long enough to drink the rest of the pot. NO, IT’S COOL; I LIVE HERE.
Jan 25th
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: Today's DINNER MENU ディナーメニュー →
eatkushi: RAW BAR Raspberry Point (PEI) – chilled only briny, clean sweet finish….…… 3 EA Beaver Tail (RI) – chilled only briny, clean sweet flavor…………….… 3 EA Tako sunomono poached octopus w/ wakame seaweed and vinegar… 8 Tuna tataki w/ grated daikon radish, garlic chips & dashi soy………… 10 Sashimi sampler… I’m going here tonight with a $30 for $60 Groupon (which means...
Jan 25th
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“He died as he lived,” the family statement said.
nerdysouth: “Still not giving one fuck about who may or may not be raping children in his football facilities.” This is too inflammatory for a trivia team name, right? Or is it just inflammatory enough? (Keep in mind that once the best team name was “The Tempura Home for Lightly Battered Women” and thus I give not one fuck about offending these people.) 
Jan 23rd
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Jan 18th
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Dear Everyone, Ever
muppetpants: DC does not have representation.  I’d link you to a Wikipedia page explaining how DC residents still pay taxes without having any representation in Congress, but, y’know. You can stop blacking out our websites now, it’s really annoying.
Jan 18th
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How am I supposed to work when I am halfway...
How am I supposed to work when I stayed up until two reading the last Hunger Games book?! (The Hunger Games is wonderful brain candy; I make no apologies.)
Jan 17th
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youveescaped: What they don’t tell you is that if you let it, your life eventually becomes made up of all the people who decided to fight for you.
Jan 16th
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Conversations with a Travel Agent
Travel Agent: So he's going from Cameroon to Kinlala?
Me: Yes. Kinshasa.
TA: And that's in Africa.
Me: ...yes.
TA: How did he get to Africa?
Me: Um, he is already there.
TA: But how did he get there?
Me: He, uh, was...born...there...
TA: Okay, so he moved there.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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I got kicked out of an email management training...
That kind of tells you how my day is going. (Well, “kicked out” is a bit strong; “was the subject of a general command to the group to leave the training if you need to send multiple emails” is more correct. But, you know.)
Jan 13th
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: CNN’s Political... →
moorewr: New Hampshire primary coverage, McSweeney’s style. ANDERSON COOPER: What about Grafton County, which is green and appears to be dry heaving? ALI VELSHI: Grafton County is actually responding to biofeedback from our cameraman as he sprints around the CNNElection Center. ANDERSON COOPER: So what does that have to do with New Hamp— ALI VELSHI: —I just put together a second,...
Jan 10th
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First cases of totally drug resistant TB in India,... →
verboss: This is as scary as it can get. The PD Hinduja hospital detected four people with total drug resistant (TDR) tuberculosis (TB), the first such cases in the country till November last year. In the last two months, eight others have been detected with TDR-TB. Of the 12 patients, a 31-year-old woman from Dharavi died in November 2011. She underwent a surgery to remove one of the infected...
Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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Libertarianism is Stupid
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
Listenwarrennotg: Beyoncé - “Countdown” ONLY THIS...
Dec 30th
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I don't know what kind of emotional place I'm in,...
IT’S JUST SO WELL DONE YOU GUYS 
Dec 30th
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Listenneveralovelysoreal: Frightened Rabbit - It’s...
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Dec 19th
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Kim Jong-Il (1941-2011)
Dec 19th
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Kim Jong-Il dead? →
No more substantive links - ABC broke this 3 minutes ago.
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