my one regret in life is that i am not someone else.
oh she sang at gmail dot com
oh she sang at gmail dot com
Yesssss.
all fires
Things I Have Diagnosed Myself With Today
- hypothyroidism
- hyperthyroidism
- rheumatoid arthritis
- swine flu
- malaria
- chikungunya
- cipro allergy
I feel like shiiiiiit, but this is probably a complication of drinking for three days and hardly sleeping and wearing bad shoes. My own fault. But it’s more fun to lie around and moan about my malarial symptoms.
Crush
For starters, it was all
an accident, you cut
the right branch
and a sort of light
woke up underneath,
and the inedible fruit
grew dark and needy.
Think crucial hanging.
Think crayon orange.
There is one low, leaning
heart-shaped globe left
and dearest, can you
tell, I am trying
to love you less.
Reasons I Love My Mother
My name is Chris Kelly, and I am a writer, comedian and actor that lives in New York City. But more importantly, I am the son of a pretty great mom.
She was diagnosed with cancer a couple of years ago, and in June of 2008, I decided to start compiling a list of 365 Reasons Why I Love My Mother.
I lived with my mother her last few months, and during the hard, sad times, I found this website helpful in focusing on the good and the happy. Though my mom passed away on September 27th, this list is not finished. So I keep writing.
I don’t really know what to say about this tumblr, other than it is making me cry very much right now, and I don’t even care to hide that fact.
Bret, this is your freak-y dream!
Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy? Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Earth?
gainfully employed
I have a job.
I thought I’d be freaking out, but I’m sitting on my bed calmly with what I imagine is a creepy smile on my face. This is more or less incomprehensible right now.
Regret the Error
Liz Colville provides corrections for other people’s music writing.
This is excellent.
Due to an editing oversight, “U2’s 360 Tour Returns to U.S. in June!” (Spin, October 26, 2009) incorrectly featured an exclamation point and other uses of hyperbole, including a description of the band as “the gang” and a play on the name of the band’s latest album (“There’s no horizon in sight.”) We regret U2.
GPOYW - in Madagascar, teaching (/scratching my neck in front of) a class of 50 6-8 year olds.
Note the “ARROWS” diagram I drew on the board. Arrow buttons are not really intuitive if you’ve never used them before.
(Look, nothing I do now is really awesome in comparison, so be prepared to deal with GPOYWs from Mada for a while.)
The woman in my picture is returning home from the paddy field after a long day at work. She never thought a village woman could be the subject of a photograph, so when I told her I’d like to take a picture of her, she just laughed.
—Abhijit Nandi, photographer
